me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
(Source: carlosbaila, via singingmedics)
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
(via singingmedics)
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
(Source: percyo, via paranormal-intercourse)
(via lolzpicx)
(Source: theconsultingdominatrix, via funnybrunette)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via funnybrunette)
“Leonardo DiCaprio is probably, I think, our finest actor since Marlon Brando.” - Mia Farrow
Old sport
(Source: mrchrispine, via schadenfrauds)
